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It's A Family Affaaaaaair:

Library Tables Inside Baseball
BUCKCHERRY Reviews
A Child Called "Shit"
THE MIDNIGHT CLUB Episode 1 Review
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER Review
WEEDS Analogy
The Elephantiasis In The Room
"What's A Zoomer?"
(Doors, Floors, And Walls) It's All Knocking
The Devil Went Down To Blackmail
Poe Is In The MCU
BEAU IS AFRAID Review
The Lighthouse Meets The Waterboy
The Strange Thing About The Johnsons Meets Little Murders
P.T. Anderson Meets David O. Russell Meets Darren Aronofsky Meets...
On Trial For His GUILT Get It?
No Control (aka Who's Driving That Boat)
The Dangers Of Getting Everything You Want (Versus Everything You Need)
The Importance Of Being Real (Not Meaning Something)
The Tenderloin = Montreal?
Joaquin Classic vs. Joaquin Mumblefuck
De-Aged Actors Aren't Real
Ari Aster Gets A Little Treat
He Was CHASTE* Get It? (*chased)
Director Recs
Defending Defending Your Life
The Telephone Is Ringing

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Halloween means candy, projectile vomiting, and watching 31 movies you've never seen before. It also means reviewing every single one of them. Also, David Fincher has a new movie! And it's the sort of thing he can do in his sleep. Is this good or bad? Find out. 

Highlights Include:

Bonehead Lyrics
Trick or Treat Shenanigans
Gold-Plated McDonald's Coffee Stir
Cliff Confessional Booth
"The Monsters of Heaven" Review
Tony's Big New Book Deal!
Dave's Big New Book Deal!
EXCLUSIVE: Tony Renamed Dave's Book (for real)
Baby Juggling Interlude
The Literary Echosystem ®
Dead Media Careers
Hot New Releases Demystified
Prince's White Album
THE KILLER Review
Efficiency Porn
Payback Callback
The Assassin Grind
Tilda Tipping Point
Hooptober Failures
31 MOVIE REVIEWS!?! (at least)
Anybody Can Break Anybody's Neck
Decompression Shower: The Movie
Bad Faith Genies
The Ultimate Hallmark Film?
Usher Too
All Green Cops Are Bastards
"Friction Ridge"
Getting Smooth-Brained
Mario Bava Recs
Aliens = Possession
The Golden Age of Shit
Movie as Movie Nut
"Barbaridook"
Where Are These Movie Masks Coming From?
Talking Boxes
Heir Not a Parent
Why Tony Got Kicked Out of Karate

Theme song: Dr. Octogon's "Wild and Crazy"

A King-sized episode where, simply by never letting him get off the phone, Dave tries to convince Tony that Christine is the best Stephen King adaptation ever made. Just look at all this free stuff we have for you.

The Winter of Our Dis-Contents:

Attempts at Structure
Hashtag Girl Dads
E-Bike Perpetrator Round II
Horror Hypetober
WOUNDS Review
The Alien Unease Hat Trick (Fire in the Sky/Communion/The Fourth Kind)
Cronenburgers
POSSESSOR Review
Book Wrecks
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (book) Review
Termites and Whales Need Baths
VERSION CONTROL Review
GRAFFITI IN THE RUBBER ROOM Preview
SWAMPLANDIA Sorta Review
24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE Review
TWISTED METAL (half of episode 1) Review
Proto-Jackass Crank Calling
Massive CHRISTINE Review!!!
"You Have A Baby... In A Bar"
Five Star Autopsy
Is Christine Top Tier King?
Dave's High School "Presentation"
Best Worst Bullies Ever
Stephen King Hates Greasers
Script Doctors
Trucks vs. Maximum Overdrive
Book vs. Movie
Stinky Pinky vs. Killdozer
Deleted Scenes (There's Gold In Them There Hills)
Can You Shit Angry?
Alternate Universe Arnies
King's Top Five Books & Stories
In Defense Of Dreamcatcher?
Dad To The Bone

You Can Expect:

T-Mac: Glass Half Italian
Shark Tooth Necklaces
F/X Review
Russell Mulcahy Lovefest
Breaking Down "Can't Talk About It Yet"
Tony McMillen Oeuvre
New Music Corner (Still Listening To Asia In 2023)
Berries & Brambles
THE FLASH Review
Do Kids Really Say "Beave"?
EVIL DEAD RISE Review
Curse Of The Double Reboot
Are We Not Men, Trees?
AlleHORRORical Horror © Me 2017
The Script Doctor Rises (Dead By... Dawn?)
ASTEROID CITY Review
Artifice Vs. ArtiFISH (What?) 
Wes Hates Wes

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Back after, what, two years?! Dave will continue to talk about movies with people in lieu of an actual social life.

Tableau Of Contents:

Scott's new novel The Screaming Child
BARBIE Review
Biting The Hand That Needs You
First Zodiac Reference
The Dirtiest Harry
TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE Review
Norman Mailer Hat Trick
Jack Henry Abbott's In the Belly of the Beast/My Return Reviews
OPPENHEIMER Review
John Landis Casting
Oppenheimer = Amadeus
Creativity = Destruction
Oppenheimer = Marquis de Sade?
QUILLS Review
Characterization Climax
The Script Doctor Tackles Nolan's Triple Endings
FAT MAN & LITTLE BOY Review
The Demon Core
Sexualizing Quantum Physics
A BEAUTIFUL MIND Rebuke
The Most Terrifying Line(s) In The Movie
Nolan Wants You To Pee Right After The Bomb Scene
In Soviet Russia The Room Imagines *You* Naked
Adventures In College And Karate
Mushroom Cloud Muffins

Musings Include:

Mic Drop
Name That Tune
Knife Corner (Knife Drop)
Physical Media Love
Online Power Fantasies
THE EMPTY MAN Review
Three Alien Swipes
Fuck ASMR
Urban Legends Experiences
PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN Review
Revenge > Shaming
THE SOUND OF METAL Review
Script Doctor!
Musician Doomsday Clock at One Minute Till Midnight
MANK Review
Ghost Clang
They Split the Oscar Vote!
NOMADLAND/LEAVE NO TRACE Reviews
THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7 Review
Tuesday's Frogs
ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI Review
Sam Cooke Vs. Malcolm X
Responsibility of the (Protest) Artist
Best Opening Sequences  
King Kong Loves Nü-Metal
EVERYTHING ELSE Review?

Aaaaaaand we're back, talking about the 2008 (?) hit (?) slash lunkhead Mixed Martian Arts wish-fulfillment fest. We also missed each other.

Reunion Tour Set List:

New Mic Adventures
Tracksuit Corner (a.k.a. Slutty With Your Time)
Xbox Corner
Hot Wheels Voodoo
NEVER BACK DOWN Review
'80s Bullies vs. Millennial Bullies
Rise Of Teen Fight Clubs, MMA, and Viral Videos
Dipshit Rosetta Stone
"Fuck That Little Dude!"
Plague Corner
Mask/Prepper Paradox
Knife Corner
The Australian "No"

"Topics" is not a word that's the same forwards and backwards, but here they are anyway:

Viral Corner
Ratio'd "But I'm Okay with That!"
The Plume
Crosstalk 
Exclusive TENET Review!
Nolan as Conductor 
Three Hours Feels Like Six Minutes!
Visual Information 
Catching Bullets vs. Dodging Bullets
Aurora Shooting Allegory? 
Future Director's Cut?
Post-Credit Scenes Analysis 
The Cheap Seats vs. Box Seats
Nolan Loves Masks
INCEPTION Re-Review
Rich People "Dreams" vs. Pillow Hands
Movies as Trailers?
DARK SOULS Review
Water Jug Dudes
The Healthy Intoxication of Failure 
Innerspace Swole

We initially recorded this two years ago, though due to secret reasons we had to take the episode down. Now it's back for your listening enjoyment.

Topic List:

Devil's Triangle of Synopses
The Wolf Whisperer
HOLD THE DARK Review
True Detective Connection
The Alaskan Hello
Hollywood Ownage
Manly Shit Checklist
Grimdark and Grandpa's Deathbed
The Red Wolf (a.k.a. Green Is Not a Primary Color)
True Detective or Fortune Cookie?
The More Dangerous Friend, Guy
Doing Violence Right
Three Distinct Chokes
Taylor Sheridan Triggers Osborne
Wind River/Hold the Dark Whitewashing
WENDIGO Review
The Passive Protagonist
A Scoop of Pineapple (Express)
Pizzolatto Corner
Is That My Sandwich In There???
Lehane Corner
Worst Thing Jordan Ever Wrote
TV Writing Constrictions
Hightown (P-Town) Sneak Peek
TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE Review
Crash Cart

It's our Big Bad Cop Bash!

Also:

The Return of Product Reviews
Headphone Corner
Ants in Our Pants
Bad Cop Movies/Bad Cop Movement
Old Enough to Remember Tasers
To Protect and Serve Man: It's a Cookbook!
Radio Raheem the Prophet
Osborne Dark Souls Training
Keaton's Cop Rant Again
More like the Policeman's Bawl, amirite?
Jackass Paddy Wagon
Italian Choices and Voices
INVESTIGATION OF A CITIZEN ABOVE SUSPICION Review
Freudian Corner
Revolution Is in Our Blood
Blood Simple Dead-End
Massive List of Good Bad Cop Movies (not to be confused with Bad Good Cop Movies)