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Talking mostly about movies that almost make the cut.
Episodes
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Musings Include:
Mic Drop
Name That Tune
Knife Corner (Knife Drop)
Physical Media Love
Online Power Fantasies
THE EMPTY MAN Review
Three Alien Swipes
Fuck ASMR
Urban Legends Experiences
PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN Review
Revenge > Shaming
THE SOUND OF METAL Review
Script Doctor!
Musician Doomsday Clock at One Minute Till Midnight
MANK Review
Ghost Clang
They Split the Oscar Vote!
NOMADLAND/LEAVE NO TRACE Reviews
THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7 Review
Tuesday's Frogs
ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI Review
Sam Cooke Vs. Malcolm X
Responsibility of the (Protest) Artist
Best Opening Sequences
King Kong Loves Nü-Metal
EVERYTHING ELSE Review?
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
Aaaaaaand we're back, talking about the 2008 (?) hit (?) slash lunkhead Mixed Martian Arts wish-fulfillment fest. We also missed each other.
Reunion Tour Set List:
New Mic Adventures
Tracksuit Corner (a.k.a. Slutty With Your Time)
Xbox Corner
Hot Wheels Voodoo
NEVER BACK DOWN Review
'80s Bullies vs. Millennial Bullies
Rise Of Teen Fight Clubs, MMA, and Viral Videos
Dipshit Rosetta Stone
"Fuck That Little Dude!"
Plague Corner
Mask/Prepper Paradox
Knife Corner
The Australian "No"
Thursday Aug 27, 2020
Thursday Aug 27, 2020
"Topics" is not a word that's the same forwards and backwards, but here they are anyway:
Viral Corner
Ratio'd "But I'm Okay with That!"
The Plume
Crosstalk
Exclusive TENET Review!
Nolan as Conductor
Three Hours Feels Like Six Minutes!
Visual Information
Catching Bullets vs. Dodging Bullets
Aurora Shooting Allegory?
Future Director's Cut?
Post-Credit Scenes Analysis
The Cheap Seats vs. Box Seats
Nolan Loves Masks
INCEPTION Re-Review
Rich People "Dreams" vs. Pillow Hands
Movies as Trailers?
DARK SOULS Review
Water Jug Dudes
The Healthy Intoxication of Failure
Innerspace Swole
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Monday Aug 10, 2020
We initially recorded this two years ago, though due to secret reasons we had to take the episode down. Now it's back for your listening enjoyment.
Topic List:
Devil's Triangle of Synopses
The Wolf Whisperer
HOLD THE DARK Review
True Detective Connection
The Alaskan Hello
Hollywood Ownage
Manly Shit Checklist
Grimdark and Grandpa's Deathbed
The Red Wolf (a.k.a. Green Is Not a Primary Color)
True Detective or Fortune Cookie?
The More Dangerous Friend, Guy
Doing Violence Right
Three Distinct Chokes
Taylor Sheridan Triggers Osborne
Wind River/Hold the Dark Whitewashing
WENDIGO Review
The Passive Protagonist
A Scoop of Pineapple (Express)
Pizzolatto Corner
Is That My Sandwich In There???
Lehane Corner
Worst Thing Jordan Ever Wrote
TV Writing Constrictions
Hightown (P-Town) Sneak Peek
TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE Review
Crash Cart
Monday Jul 20, 2020
Monday Jul 20, 2020
It's our Big Bad Cop Bash!
Also:
The Return of Product Reviews
Headphone Corner
Ants in Our Pants
Bad Cop Movies/Bad Cop Movement
Old Enough to Remember Tasers
To Protect and Serve Man: It's a Cookbook!
Radio Raheem the Prophet
Osborne Dark Souls Training
Keaton's Cop Rant Again
More like the Policeman's Bawl, amirite?
Jackass Paddy Wagon
Italian Choices and Voices
INVESTIGATION OF A CITIZEN ABOVE SUSPICION Review
Freudian Corner
Revolution Is in Our Blood
Blood Simple Dead-End
Massive List of Good Bad Cop Movies (not to be confused with Bad Good Cop Movies)
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Likely Topics List:
Positivity! It's Our New Thing
Product Reviews
Vitamin Corner
Swamp Thing Workout
VAST OF NIGHT Review
Breaking Kayfabe
CAPONE Review
Choices and Voices
Capone vs. Bronson
Tom Hardy's Dog Penis
Reverse Piracy
Dog Walk Test Fail
Like Removal Machine
Keaton's New Missing Girl Novel
Massive Stephen Graham Jones Lovefest
DR. SLEEP Review
Rios Drive-By
Why Is Horror Green?
More Like Dr. Swipe, amirite?
Sharing is Caring (a.k.a. Please Buy Our Shit)
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Topics:
Homeless Corner
Bermuda Rectangle
Construction Worker Hierarchy
Osborne Song #1
EXTRACTION Review
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FALLOUT Review
John Wick vs. Extraction
Fun vs. Fraught
More Netflix Shenanigans
Movie Pool Mythbusting
Facebook Corner
Osborne Song #2
Joke Thieves
FORD Vs. FERRARI Review
We're Not Real
Meltdown Over a Meltdown!
The Purge Dance
FRACTURED Review
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Hot Topics Include:
Kristen Stewart Is the Rosetta Stone
Dave Doesn't Understand Poetry
Friday Apr 03, 2020
Friday Apr 03, 2020
Topics Uncovered:
Are Viruses Alive?
"You Can't Shit Up"
THE HUNT Trailer Review
Slipknot Is Safe
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Get Ready For:
Workout Corner!
Dead Pools
It's Not Cockfighting
Virus Corner
What Would Dunst Do?
Prepper Corner!
What's In Dave's Bag?
The Urban Prepper
On Brand Till the End
UNCUT GEMS Trailer Review
UNCUT GEMS Review
Circling-the-Drain Movies:
NIGHT AND THE CITY(s) Review
BAD LIEUTENANT(s) Review
THE GAMBLER(s) Review
The Psychology of Gamblers
Adam Sandler Review
Chekhov's Goon
A Tale of Two Buttholes
Eric Bogosian Lovefest
My Birds