Almost Good

Likely Topics List:

Positivity! It's Our New Thing
Product Reviews
Vitamin Corner
Swamp Thing Workout
VAST OF NIGHT Review
Breaking Kayfabe
CAPONE Review
Choices and Voices
Capone vs. Bronson
Tom Hardy's Dog Penis
Reverse Piracy
Dog Walk Test Fail  
Like Removal Machine
Keaton's New Missing Girl Novel
Massive Stephen Graham Jones Lovefest
DR. SLEEP Review
Rios Drive-By
Why Is Horror Green?
More Like Dr. Swipe, amirite?
Sharing is Caring (a.k.a. Please Buy Our Shit)

Topics:

Homeless Corner
Bermuda Rectangle
Construction Worker Hierarchy
Osborne Song #1
EXTRACTION Review
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FALLOUT Review
John Wick vs. Extraction
Fun vs. Fraught
More Netflix Shenanigans
Movie Pool Mythbusting
Facebook Corner
Osborne Song #2
Joke Thieves
FORD Vs. FERRARI Review
We're Not Real
Meltdown Over a Meltdown!
The Purge Dance
FRACTURED Review

Hot Topics Include:

Soft Apocalypse™ Update

Imperfect Produce

The Irish Sell Out

Failed Hunt

Invoking Nine Eleven

Osborne Gets Coronacancelled

Bats Are Delicious 

STANDOFF AT SPARROW CREEK Review

Right-Wing Reservoir Dogs?

Cop Hate Is The Rosetta Stone, People

Big Spoiler Alert at 56:30

Is Depiction Endorsement? 

UNDERWATER Review

More Like Underwear, amirite?  

Return of the Male Gaze Loophole?
Kristen Stewart Is the Rosetta Stone

Cthulhu Bait And Switch

Thirsty Loophole

Stoker Awards Time Travel 
Dave Doesn't Understand Poetry

Hot Mic Incident 

Topics Uncovered:

Apocalypse Workout Corner

Small Press Success Stories

Conspiracy Corner
Are Viruses Alive?

THE PLATFORM Review

Dumb Dubbers

Improving Movies with Fast Forward
"You Can't Shit Up"

THE HOLE Review

Osborne Interlude Song
THE HUNT Trailer Review

THE HUNT Review

The Movie-Before-The-Movie Mistake

Fake Controversy 

Hunger Games with a Political Skin

It's Called a Hunting Blind, Dave

It's Called "Ode To Billy Joe," Dave

Bobbie Gentry Lovefest

Us vs. Them vs. Us vs. Us

Deplatformed by The Platform (aka The Scrunt)

Black Town Car Rolls Up the Driveway

Willing Pizzagate Into Existence
Slipknot Is Safe

Get Ready For:

Workout Corner!
Dead Pools
It's Not Cockfighting
Virus Corner
What Would Dunst Do?
Prepper Corner!
What's In Dave's Bag?
The Urban Prepper
On Brand Till the End
UNCUT GEMS Trailer Review
UNCUT GEMS Review
Circling-the-Drain Movies:
NIGHT AND THE CITY(s) Review
BAD LIEUTENANT(s) Review
THE GAMBLER(s) Review
The Psychology of Gamblers
Adam Sandler Review
Chekhov's Goon
A Tale of Two Buttholes
Eric Bogosian Lovefest 
My Birds

In This Episode We Promise (at the very least) To Cover:

Rat Boys
Gym Enemy Update
COLOR OUT OF SPACE Review
Rubber Puppets Forever
COLOUR OUT OF SPACE Review
Lost Soul Shout-Out
Story Within Story Loophole
Occult Corner
Osborne Casts a Spell
DUNWICH HORROR Review
Holy Shit Osborne's Spell Brings a Skull to Keaton's Door in Real Time
HELLIER Review
The Egg or the Egg
Movies Catching Up with Cage
HARDWARE Review
Grading On a Curve
Ambrose Bierce's "The Damned Thing"
Lovecraft Adaptations Ranked
DIE MONSTER DIE Review

Back by popular demand... it's Rios! She helps us chop it up around this American Dirt thing.

And It's Finally Here:

Our Top Ten Of The Year!
And By That We Mean ALL YEARS
No, Seriously
It Got Out of Hand
So Fasten Your Meat Belts, Everybody

Let's Do This:

Workout Corner
The Importance of Leg Day
Social Media Corner
Writing Advice Advice
Small Press Corner
Hatchet Job
Speak to the Manager Meme Revisited
Cancelled Corner
Chicken Sandwich Challenge!
REDACTED Review
NEVER BACK DOWN Pre-Review Review
DOLEMITE IS MY NAME Review
Mack Avenue Skull Game
JOHN WICK 3 Revisited
THE FANATIC Review
WOUNDS Review
CRAWL Review
Never Trust Artists Regarding Art
IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOON Review

Topic List:

All In on Baby Yoda
THE MANDALORIAN Review
One-Off Frog
BLACK WIDOW Trailer Review
Post-Midsommar WICKER MAN Re-Re-Review
READY OR NOT Review
Facebook (Twitter) Corner
Osborne's Bouchercon Report
Hard Sentences Gets the High Hat
A Can Of Worms is Literally Opened
Nicolas Winding Refn Gives Osborne a Much-Needed Win
Unabomber Corner
Keaton's Imagined Grudge With *Bleep*    
The Hollywood "No"
ChiZine Controversy
Perfect Politics/Shitty Person
THE IRISHMAN Review
BOARDING HOUSE REACH Review
Trading Up the Chain
Men Making Movies Postmortem
The Mad Dog & Glory Swap
UNCUT GEMS Trailer Review
Short Garbage Can vs. Large Garbage Can

On This Episode:

Hot for Teacher
Thatched Roofs
Facebook Corner Debut
Facebook vs. Twitter
Writers vs. Musicians
Osborne vs. "Insufferability"
Keaton Solves Facebook with Strangers on a Train
Annoying British Children Impression
Being One Grade Older Loophole
Jiffy Lube Incident
EL CAMINO Review
DEADWOOD: THE MOVIE Review
CREEPSHOW Review
3 FROM HELL Review
CHERNOBYL Review
David Thewlis Love Corner!
Meltdown