Almost Good
46 - TENET

46 - TENET

August 27, 2020
Topics!
 
Viral Corner
Ratio'd "But I'm Okay With That!"
The Plume
Crosstalk 
EXCLUSIVE TENET REVIEW!
Nolan as Conductor 
Three Hours Feels like Six Minutes!
Visual Information 
Catching Bullets vs. Dodging Bullets
Aurora Shooting Allegory? 
Future Director's Cut?
Post-Credit Scenes Analysis 
The Cheap Seats vs. Box Seats
Nolan Loves Masks
Inception Mini-Re-Review
Rich People "Dreams" vs. Pillow Hands
Movies as Trailers?
Dark Souls Review
Water Jug Dudes
The Healthy Intoxication of Failure 
Innerspace Swole
45 - Hold the Dark (THE LOST EPISODE) w/ Jordan Harper

45 - Hold the Dark (THE LOST EPISODE) w/ Jordan Harper

August 10, 2020
Hey folks! We initially recorded this two years ago, though due to secret reasons we had to take the episode down. Now it's back for your listening enjoyment.
 
Topic list:
 
Devil's Triangle of Synopses
The Wolf Whisperer
HOLD THE DARK Review
True Detective Connection
The Alaskan Hello
Hollywood Ownage 
Manly Shit Checklist
Grimdark and Grandpa's Deathbed
The Red Wolf (green is not a primary color)
True Detective or Fortune Cookie?
The More Dangerous Friend, Guy
Doing Violence Right
Three Distinct Chokes
Taylor Sheridan Triggers Osborne 
Wind River/Hold the Dark Whitewashing 
Windigo Mini-Review
The Passive Protagonist 
A Scoop of Pineapple (Express)
Pizzolato Corner
Is That My Sandwich In There???
Lehane Corner
Worst Thing Jordan Ever Wrote
TV Writing Constrictions 
Hightown (P-Town) Sneak Peek
Tough Guys Don't Dance Mini-Review
Crash Cart
44 - Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion

44 - Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion

July 20, 2020

The Big Bad Cop Bash!

The Return of Product Reviews

Headphone Corner
Ants in Our Pants
Bad Cop Movies/Bad Cop Movement
Old Enough to Remember Tasers

To Protect and Serve Man: It's a Cookbook!

Radio Raheem the Prophet 
Osborne Dark Souls Training 
Keaton Cop Rant
The Policeman's Bawl 
Jackass Paddy Wagon
Italian Choices and Voices
INVESTIGATION OF A CITIZEN ABOVE SUSPICION Review
Freudian Corner
Revolution Is in Our Blood
Blood Simple Dead-End
MASSIVE LIST OF GOOD BAD COP MOVIES
43 - Vast of Night

43 - Vast of Night

June 24, 2020
TOPIC LIST:
 
Positivity!
Product Reviews
Vitamin Corner
Swamp Thing Workout
VAST OF NIGHT Review
Breaking Kayfabe
CAPONE Review
Choices and Voices
Capone vs. Bronson
Tom Hardy's Dog Penis
Reverse Piracy 
Dog Walk Test Fail  
Like Removal Machine
Keaton's Missing Girl Novel
Massive Stephen Graham Jones Lovefest 
DR. SLEEP Review
Rios Drive-By
Why Is Horror Green?
More Like Dr. Swipe, amirite
Sharing is Caring/Buy Our Shit
42 - Extraction

42 - Extraction

May 6, 2020

Topic List!

Homeless Corner
Bermuda Rectangle
Construction Worker Hierarchy
Osborne Song #1
EXTRACTION Review
Mission Impossible: Fallout Mini-Review
John Wick vs. Extraction
Fun vs. Fraught
More Netflix Shenanigans
Movie Pool Mythbusting
Facebook Corner
Osborne Song #2
Joke Thieves
Ford vs. Ferrari Mini-Review

It's Not Real

Meltdown Over a Meltdown!
The Purge Dance
Fractured Mini-Review
41 - The Standoff at Sparrow Creek

41 - The Standoff at Sparrow Creek

April 23, 2020

Hot Topics Include:

 
Soft Apocalypse™ Update
Imperfect Produce
The Irish Sell Out
Failed Hunt
Invoking Nine Eleven
Osborne Gets Coronacancelled
Bats Are Delicious 
STANDOFF AT SPARROW CREEK Review
Right-Wing Reservoir Dogs?
Cop Hate Is The Rosetta Stone
Big Spoiler Alert at 56:30
Is Depiction Endorsement? 
UNDERWATER Review
Underwater? More Like Underwear Amirite!  
Return of the Male Gaze Loophole?
Kristen Stewart Is The Rosetta Stone
Cthulhu Bait And Switch
Thirsty Loophole
Stoker Awards Time Travel 
Dave Doesn't Understand Poetry
Hot Mic Incident 
 
40 - The Platform / The Hunt

40 - The Platform / The Hunt

April 3, 2020

TOPICS COVERED:

 
Apocalypse Workout Corner
Small Press Success Stories
Conspiracy Corner
Are Viruses Alive?
THE PLATFORM Review
Dumb Dubbers
Improving Movies With Fast Forward
"You Can't Shit Up"
THE HOLE Review
Osborne Interlude Song
THE HUNT Trailer Review
THE HUNT Review
The Movie-Before-The-Movie Mistake
Fake Controversy 
Hunger Games With A Political Skin
It's Called A Hunting Blind, Dave
It's Called "Ode To Billy Joe," Dave
Bobbie Gentry Lovefest
Us vs. Them vs. Us vs. Us
Deplatformed By The Platform (aka The Scrunt)
Black Town Car Rolls Up The Driveway
Willing Pizzagate Into Existence
Slipknot Is Safe
39 - Uncut Gems

39 - Uncut Gems

March 20, 2020
WORKOUT CORNER
Dead Pools
It's Not Cockfighting
Virus Corner
What Would Dunst Do?
PREPPER CORNER
What's in Dave's Bag?
The Urban Prepper
On Brand Till the End
UNCUT GEMS Trailer review
UNCUT GEMS review
Circling the Drain movies:
NIGHT AND THE CITY(s) review
BAD LIEUTENANT(s) review
THE GAMBLER(s) review
The Psychology of Gamblers
Adam Sandler review
Chekhov's Goon
Tale of Two Buttholes
Eric Bogosian lovefest 
My Birds
 
38 - Color Out of Space

38 - Color Out of Space

March 4, 2020

In this episode, we cover:

Rat Boys

Gym Enemy Update

COLOR OUT OF SPACE review
Rubber Puppets Forever
COLOUR OUT OF SPACE review
Lost Soul Shout-Out
Story Within Story Loophole
OCCULT CORNER
Osborne Casts a Spell
DUNWICH HORROR review
Holy Shit Osborne's Spell Brought a Skull to Keaton's Door in Real Time
HELLIER review
The Egg or the Egg
Movies Catching Up with Cage
HARDWARE review
Grading on a Curve
THE DAMNED THING review
Lovecraft Adaptations Ranked
DIE MONSTER DIE review
37 - The Best Movies Since 1999 w/ Rios de la Luz

37 - The Best Movies Since 1999 w/ Rios de la Luz

January 29, 2020
Back by popular demand, Rios! She helps us chop it up around this American Dirt thing.
 
And finally.......
The top ten of the year. ALL YEARS.

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